The Real Mussels from Brussels (Not JCVD): Hopleaf

The title should be a hint: this post will have egregious use of initials.  As any beer nerd in Chicago knows this: Hopleaf is the OG of beer lovers’ gastro-pubs.  Unlike most other GPs, Hopleaf serves some real-deal “ethnic” food (if you consider the Benelux part of Europe ethnic).

Actually, the Benelux countries do represent a quite varied cultural tradition considering the tiny land area that they cover.  You have the Holland, Friesland, Flanders, etc.  They are more different than the outsider might know, and Hopleaf does a couple of regional classics from the area quite well (Mussels and frites are about as “Belgian” as it gets).  For my money, the frites are the best I’ve had in Chicago.  Every time I have been to Hopleaf, the entire party at our table has been quite happy with their meals.

This rare culinary homage (in the U.S., at least) to Benelux cuisine is great, but what I really like about Hopleaf is how they used quintessential American traits to create the restaurant.  The idea of the GP was innovative when they opened and their beer list hints at one of the few areas where the U.S. is still a top-shelf innovator: Beer.  Belgian and American choices abound, but the American breweries have been making great Belgian-style beers for years now.  Belgian breweries, who have been a little slow to match wits, are just now starting to come up with new offerings.

Hopleaf is a unique, well-put-together Chicago institution.  I highly recommend it for anyone who is any kind of beer nerd or the rare individual who gets Belgian food cravings (What!?).  Unfortunately, Hopleaf is like any restaurant in the city that does a great job: it is packed on weekends and tables can be very hard to come by, even early.  They also don’t take reservations, which makes planning your evening there carefully even more essential.

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Hops, Schnapps May Not Even Be the Best Parts: Laschet’s Inn

The craving hits like a ton of bricks.  The weather is changing, football is starting up and it becomes a little less necessary to keep the summertime physique.  What we crave is comfort food (read: gravy) and German food is hard to beat for that.

For me, Laschet’s is like being transported back to home or the homes of my ancestors.  I can’t really decide on one or the other.  It evokes the kind of carefree contentment that does not often exist in big cities.  The decor is an awesome throwback and the hockey sticks hanging from the ceiling are kind of the perfect touch to make a German place seem at home in Chicago.

The entire place feels like a Bavarian neighborhood joint and has the eats and drinks to boot (yep, a pun, watch Beerfest).  In Chicago, I have not found a better selection of German taps and the food is exactly what it’s supposed to be.  Thus, I can’t say with much authority whether it’s the greatest German food in the city: I’ve only even tried a couple other places.  However, the meals at Laschet’s have dominated my other German-food experiences in Chicago.

As far as specific menu items go, any comfort food enthusiast should be well aware of Spaetzle.  Butchered pronunciation abounds with this item, but the MMMM… when eating it always sounds right.  Spaetlze is a fried flour noodle/dumpling side dish that combines well with gravy and meat to achieve true comfort food effects: a full stomach and sleepiness.   Needless to say, Spaetlze is in the comfort pantheon.

The other food lives up to the billing as well.  The sauerbraten is really good (and not easy to find elsewhere) and the schnitzel is exactly how it should be.  The only item on the menu that I haven’t been really impressed with is the appetizer sausage plate.  Otherwise, you can’t go wrong.

One last point must be made here.  This is not a restaurant for light eaters and drinkers.  The portions are huge and the beer glasses come by the liter.  So, when the weather gets cold, but you want to be warm inside, loosen your belt and enjoy the German songs and free schnapps at the end of your meal.  You could even make a competition out of trying to stay awake the entire way home.

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10 Real Estate Necessities: Important Notes for Tenants and Landlords in Chicago

In my roles as a Realtor and landlord I have come across a lot of information about the ins and outs of renting and owning real estate in Chicago.  Anyone who is familiar with the city shouldn’t be surprised that it’s a lot more complicated here than in most of the country.  I am going to give updates like this on a regular basis so my readers can be aware of some of the more important/interesting rules that exist here.

I want to make absolutely sure that everyone knows I am not a lawyer.  If you have questions about any of this that have to be answered accurately, use the information here as a starting point in your discussions with a real estate attorney.

Now, on to the (hopefully not too boring) bullet points about Chicago renting:

1. Craigslist has become the most-used way to advertise units these days.  If you are going to search for a unit, it is an ok place to start.   Of course, having a realtor help your search is the optimal way to expand your possibilities.
2. Housing projects are frequently being replaced with housing choice vouchers.  This is interesting because it means that we are seeing a fundamental shift in low-income housing markets.
3. The Chicago Landlord/Tenant Ordinance is very strict in a relative sense to other municipalities.  Renters need to read and understand the summary that they receive from their Landlord.
4. Tenants in Chicago are required to keep their units reasonably clean.  You don’t want to be evicted because you couldn’t be bothered clean the oven or take the trash out.  An eviction will stay on your record for 7 years and cause a lot of pain in your housing search.  Also, if your floor lamp tips over, don’t just leave it on the ground and continue to turn it on and off using your light switch.  Yes, that last point is directed at one specific person.  You know who you are.
5. Chicago heating season is September 15th to June 1st.  During this time landlords are required to keep units at least 68 deg. F.
6. Property Managers may not waive city ordinance requiring interest paid on security deposits for leases that are 6 months or longer.  So, you know, you can throw an awesome party with the 25 cent check you get each year (at current rates).
7. Current market analysis: apartments (especially in the loop) are in very high demand and rents are going up.  If you want to live in an apartment for a while, it might be a good idea to sign longer-term lease and avoid increases between leases.
8. Any illegal drug use in an apartment can result in eviction.
9. Property Managers can be allowed to have a policy limiting occupancy per bedroom.  If you live in a studio and your fiance is going to move in, check that it’s allowed by your lease.
10. A tenant cannot be evicted on a holiday or if the temperature is below 17 deg. Fahrenheit.

Feel free to hit me up with any other real estate information you might want in future 10 Real Estate Necessities posts.

Live well, Chicago.

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An Aside: Conference Realignment and Economic Stagnation

As the parallels between the socio-psychological currents stagnating the American economy and the paranoia-fueled activity of BCS Conference Realignment get eerily more similar by the day, we are compelled to take a step back to examine the philosophical inconsistencies in our American society.  Greatness, in the storied history of the American economy and her universities, has been fueled by innovative minds whose independence and talent transcended the status quo and forced positive change aided by a framework of libertarianism.

Greed is the new manifesto, and not the kind of “greed” that makes an entrepreneur disrupt an entire industry standard.  Instead, we have the greed that is fueled by special interest egos who are trying to protect what they currently have at the expense of long-term vision and the general good.  Examination of Texas A&Ms desire to move to the SEC is analogous to the disconnect between our nation’s view of our health system(A&M thinking they are on a level with Texas and/or SEC football), it’s relatively low achievement in the developed world(essentially a 0.500 team in its Big 12 time) , and it’s relatively high cost (A&M will be giving up exit fees to join a league with, more or less, capped earnings for its members).  Socialism is defining arguably the most quintessentially American institution as the one conference that dares have its members get rewarded largely based on their own merit is disintegrating while the other conferences based on equal pay survive.

Supporters of Texas A&M have traditionally been regarded as free-market libertarians in philosophy.  Unfortunately, they are proving to be just like politicians and citizens that are causing the sorry current state of affairs, and giving up on the opportunity to find their own unique paths and define their own sense of self worth just to keep up with the Joneses (this is exactly how financial bubbles and credit card debt are born).  Character is born of knowing thyself, following the righteous path, and not allowing envy to cloud one’s judgment.

Kudos and thanks to anyone who read this entire post, and I am sorry for just now mentioning that the real message is contained in the first letter of each sentence.

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Red Meat and Mythology: A Visit to Folklore

In Chicago, discovering reasonably priced steakhouses that have substantial upside is a real trick.  For the most part, the well-known places (Morton’s, Ruth Chris, Primehouse, Tavern on Rush, etc.) tend to do an ok steak, but with some variability in quality.  The price doesn’t vary much, though.  All of these places will hit your wallet fairly hard and, for the most part, offer pretty similar items across the menus.

Taking all the previous paragraph into account, it becomes necessary to look outside the “traditional” steakhouses to find that gem that fits into most people’s budgets.  Folklore is pretty close to being that gem.  Last Friday, we were able to get in for an early dinner with no problem (this was actually DNS’s third visit).  The experience was pretty similar to previous visits.

Folklore definitely lives up to its value proposition.  This is the strongest aspect of this restaurant.  Two filets with a salad and side dish for $25.  That’s a steal, and the spinach mashed potatoes might be the best steakhouse side I’ve ever had.  The parillada (mixed grill) has a nice combination of rib meat, filet, sausage, blood sausage and sweet breads.

The menu mostly has red meat, but there are some alternatives for the more health conscious.  For Man v. Food enthusiasts, there is a breaded steak with fried eggs on it that got rave reviews from a member of our party.

However, just like other steakhouses, the steak quality can be a bit variable.  This last visit, in particular, produced filets that needed to be on higher heat for less time.  The outside of the steak was underdone and the middle was overdone.  However, this was not the case in previous visits.  Also, the chimichurri (olive-oil and herb sauce) is pretty good, but not great.  An Argentinian steakhouse probably should spend a lot of time making sure their chimichurri is excellent.

Overall, if you get a meat craving and want a hip, high-end feeling place that won’t cost $100/person, this may be your best bet in the city.  Like most places, it gets pretty packed on weekend evenings, so be sure to get reservations.

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You Know the Trend is Dead and/or The Only Good Economy in Illinois?

It turns out that the microeconomy of Wicker Park/Bucktown (WPB) seems to be thriving while the rest of the country is mired in stagnation.  The Bucktown six corners (there are multiple claims to that moniker) at North/Milwaukee/Damen is seeing a rush to development with a new 90-room boutique hotel and some new retail. I think this lends credence to the idea that WPB is going to be the next ‘super-hot’ neighborhood in Chicago, if the rest of the economy doesn’t drag it down.

As much as anything, it is emblematic of the neighborhood being seen as more than just trendy.  In the area, a lot of the current establishments are basically lifestyle stores for people that think Pitchfork music festival is the greatest achievement of mankind.  In other words, if you want skinny jeans, garish shoes, plastic glasses, actual vinyl records or flannel shirts to wear in the blazing summer heat, that’s the place to be.

The new stores are going to be AT&T, Caribou Coffee, Walgreens et al.  Decidedly more corporate and diversifying a neighborhood economy that, up to this point, has been a little too dependent on used-shirt bartering.

When the big money gets into the trendy parts of town, that is the first marker of massive trend change.  The truly fashion forward will be dropping skinny jeans sooner rather than later (Joy!) and the next big thing is coming.  The style will be different but one thing will remain the same:  whoever wears it will have regrets 15 years from now when their family members are going over old photos and laughing at how ridiculous the clothes are.

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Growing Pains and Oyster Delivery

Pseudo-western, pseudo-gastro pub is not the most common descriptor for a bar and grill, but it’s probably the most accurate way to describe Frontier.  It’s a relatively new place that is trying to leverage its proximity to a pretty good butcher on Milwaukee to claim a more gastropub-like experience.

The concept has some potential and the bar seems to have gotten to the level of competent service after some fits and starts when it first opened.  However, the food isn’t really THAT different from other places in the neighborhood (though, they do have game in the menu).  It seems a little more creativity could get the menu to be really over the top.

Tap selection at Frontier has followed a similar steady upward trajectory as they have some very appropriate seasonal selections with a good range of styles, and the outdoor seating area is pretty nice compared to most of the Wicker Park/Noble Square spots.

Perhaps the biggest improvement is that all the items ordered arrived at the table.  This has not always been the case at Frontier.   I’ve been in groups that had dozens of oysters not make it to the table.

Overall, we have a bar that has graduated from “I’m not sure what they’re doing” to “It’s a solid place that’s worth a stroll down the street.”  Congrats, Frontier: I can now be bothered to walk down the block and have an oyster.  The growing pains were not in vain.

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What’s that smelt? Oh yeah, it’s great pizza.

Anyone that watches the eating channels has probably seen Vito and Nick’s being pimped by Guy Fieri or whoever.  It is one of the few places that deserves TV time.  Here are a few reasons why:

1. My first visit with the DollardNSense Lady resulted in us crushing an entire large in less than 10 minutes, so it must have been pretty good.  We took her whole family back and it confirmed that, yes, this is really good pizza and causes instant cravings.

2. It’s what real old-school locals think of when they think “Chicago” pizza.  Thin crust.  Don’t let any national talking head tell you anything different.  Plus, the prices are good and they have ground beef and giardinera as toppings.

3. Old Style drafts are $1.50 and very fresh.  I actually have an “Old Style Quantity Poured” theory.  Basically, if you go to a place where a bunch of townies drink a lot of Old Style, it’s going to taste pretty good (see Wrigley Field or Esquire Lounge in Champaign, IL).  Otherwise, not so much.

4. Then there’s this:.  Yes, all you can eat Smelts on Fridays.

All in all, it’s worth a drive down to 84th street.  The service is a little slow and, for some reason, the bartender wasn’t able to serve a diet coke even though the server could, but it’s the best thin crust I’ve had so far in the city.

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Let’s Find the Best Chicago has to Offer

I will be posting here with some of the things that I’ve seen and done around the city.  Most of my time is spent in and around Wicker Park and Bucktown, but I venture out into the rest of the city pretty frequently.  Later today: a south side institution.

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